People got hurt. Some bled. Some had fractures. One brave soul even died. Thousands suffocated and gasped and were blinded under torrents of chemical laced water cannons and stinging tear gas. This was the world attention grabbing Bersih 2.0 walk for Democracy in Malaysia.
Now the government of Malaysia has officially responded: No, no do not twist and turn the facts. The people got hurt because they were careless. The ones that bled were because they fell down, lah.
Fractures? The bandage could be a fake just like the case of that one man who once punched his own eyeball, remember? And the one and only death was he died of ‘heart attack’ – also cannot eh?
So stop accusing the government and its faithful police force.
Mother of all biggies
As if all these rubbishing-off the tens of thousands who participated in the walk for democracy and good governance is not enough, here comes the mother-of-all-biggies:
UNCLE SAM IS GOING TO SUE THE FOREIGN MEDIA FOR ALL THE BAD PUBLICITY AND SPREADING LIES ON MALAYSIA!
Wow! We are going big time really are we not? Even Murdoch would loose sleep.
So CNN, BBC, NY Times, AWSJ, Al-Jezzera, et al you all better watch your butt because Malaysia is going to come after you and sue your pants off for ‘false’ reporting.
Next will be the Malaysian government is going to go after all the international watchdog bodies and Institutionalized global entities that police the world for injustices against humanity. They too will be grilled in the highest court of justice because the Malaysian government through its police force has a fantastic and reliable documented evidence that proves that you were all lying and attacking poor Malaysia’s compassionate and caring BN government.
Do you world leaders not understand that even the detainees were given meals costing us a few bucks for a meal each?
Of course the rakyat paid for the meals that were catered at inflated prices, but how dare you miss the point – you can't even appreciate that we the caring government of Malaysia ordered the police to give them their meals while under detention.
And with that, ‘Hurray for Uncle Sam’ and ‘you better keep your word too Uncle Sam’. The world is monitoring you. And please do not come one full circle and scamper saying that the media ‘misquoted’ you.